Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Big Al

It was just another random day and the air had traces of lameness in it. I was holding another stolen police gun in my hand without a license, shooting at random people from across the street and eating a subway sandwich while I was at it. (What can I do? I have a thing for subway stuff although I don’t like it.) People were running away and my bullets started missing the targets so I moved forward to fulfill the destiny of my stolen bullets.

Now your parents taught you to look both ways before crossing the street. Mine taught me to shoot at approaching vehicles and make then stop. Since my gun already had a target and the other hand was too busy to lift the sandwich up to my mouth, I forgot about the metal boxes on wheels people call cars.

There was a big pick up truck with a smooth black paint job with a hint of red with black tinted windshield. From the looks I would say it belonged to some one with a name like BIG AL or 50 Cent. I changed the direction of the gun towards the metal shit can with the smooth paint job.

Click* Click*.

The clip was empty. I threw away the gun and held out my middle finger. It did damage in high school, maybe it would do some damage over here. (For those who think I could have moved out of the way, fuck you. There was a chewing gum on the road and I stepped on it and got stuck. I hate gum.)

I like to think that I have superpowers. You know. Powers like Jean Grey x-men. Powers to move/stop things without even touching them. At that moment I Sooooooo wished that my middle finger was Jean Grey.

The wheels stopped spinning but the momentum (Science, What a bitch.) kept moving it towards me. There was a screeching sound and smoke from the wheels and continuous sound of the custom horn. I stood there with half closed eyes with the middle finger steady.

And then…

CRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHH......

It worked…
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More random bullshit coming your way…
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And I have a girlfriend… hotter than hell… \m/
Its like ill be killing you with my hand-guns and knives and she will be sitting with a sniper rifle…
Stay fucked people…

Aj…
Daibo-Lisk…

7 comments:

Vanessa Laura Green said...

hahahahahaha!! hilarious!!
ps-congoz on ur new gf!

Antriksh Satyarthi said...

haa... nice.. 'the middle finger' always work :P btw dont ya think Gambit is much cooler den everyone else?? the flaming red hair and the red pupils...add on his charm to woo any gal n u got a helluva role model on ur hands... his hot as hell gf rogue dsnt hurt too.. btw by the sounds of it ur gf got a better weapon den u mate...snipers...man tats a profession to get into...
PEACE till next...

Nothingman said...

May your middle finger have the power to take down planes too :D

I've wished to make girls cry with my middle finger. I once did that actually :D

Rock on!

N

Aj said...

@Vanessa....

:P

thanx....

Aj said...

@ Antriksh Satyarthi...

dude... anyone with superpowerz iz khool....

i like to get my hands dirty buddy... you know...
crushing bones..
popping veins
exploding brainz...
so... im khool without rifles..

:P

Aj said...

@nothingman...

ha ha... thanx dude...

you are awesome... i wanna try that too... :P

Punkster said...

Marvelous imagination you've got.
From the gum, to the perfectly crafted truck and your middle finger.
Loved it.
:)