The endless illusion, end of illusion

It felt like I was floating in the air. I couldn’t breathe at all so I put all of my senses to work. My eyes were watery, my ears were blocked, my nose full of water and with that I concluded that I was drowning. I started splashing my hands around and some how I reached the surface of the huge water body. I pounded all the air I could in my lungs and looked around. I thought I was on another planet. There were houses around, trees, a road and a pit full of water and…. ‘Mom look there is the dead guy who landed in our pool!’ after that a broom came flying towards me and struck my head. My brain was swept out my right ear.

Now with that I concluded that I was still on my home planet ‘Earth’. I picked up my brain and ran towards the road. I took out my new nokia mobile which appeared in my pocket out of nowhere. I turned on the GPRS and it guided me towards my home. I took a deep breadth and rang the door bell. A lady opened the door and said ‘ son your almost in time for lunch. Come, sit on the couch.’ I sat on the couch and took out my brain from my pocket and shoved it back in. I looked around a little, I knew that she was not my mother but suddenly everything became grate. I took out a magazine and started reading it but suddenly my left ear started to bleed. My mother threw a metal tray at me and said ‘look at you, your getting blood all over my rug.’ My whole skull broke and my brain fell out yet again. ‘Look lady, now what hove you done?’ I said. ‘Oh I'm sorry son.’ She replied.

I grabbed my brain and the turkey sandwich and ran out. Now I was wet, hungry and brain less. I was running and running when suddenly my new nokia phone rang.

I answered it

‘Hello!’

‘This is your girlfriend’

‘I don’t have a girlfriend’

‘Well now you do’

‘Cool! So do you want to meet some time?’

‘No because I'm breaking up with you.’

I pressed the red button and threw it away. Suddenly brooms appeared out of nowhere and cleaned my face again and again.

I woke up and I concluded…

I was watching porn and fell asleep and my girlfriend entered the room and so me so she started hitting me with a broom…

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Never fall asleep while watching porn….