Sunday, November 15, 2009

We all like bukake....

This is another video presented to you by AJ productions. Now some of you will laugh like LOL. some will have brain damage and some will simply die...

so we have Dv ( Grey tee-shirt krazzy monkey in the extreme left), then there is VAIV (pronounced as vaaav, who doesn't know the song, in the middle) Then there is AJ ( AKA me, the growling metal headed wacko dude, in the front seat or extreme right)



Now every one knowz that the world wont be possible without BUKAKE
Special thanx to Mr. T77 and the driver who didn't die...
And to the rest of the world, go krazzzzy like we do...

Hope you didn't die...
Later
Aj...

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I DIG GIANT ROBOTZ...

The Place was a battlefield. There were blown up vehicles, dead people with holes in them. Empty bullet shells crowded the land like ants on a chocolate cake filled with chocolate with chocolate icing with chocolate wafers and covered in chocolate (yeah, the chocolate cake). The smoke from the burning cars rose up and censored the view of the sun and sky for the earthlings.

While this was happening, I was watching Giant Robot cartoonz in some other part of the world. So this is not about me.

Just when Captain Poopme Shorts (that’s the name. You gotta problem?) Thought he had won the battle but then Giant Robots appeared from nowhere (not related with me). One of his half dead soldiers held his leg and screamed in a terrified tone which was hard to hear in the noise of machine guns shooting from the fingers of the Giant Robots and the army tanks returning the fire with whatever tanks shoot out of their gigantic erected penis like cannons.

In some other part of the world I was sleeping with my mouth open and saliva was dripping out like the Mississippi river flows out of the tree of origin ( You guys don’t even know the half truth about it)

One of Poopme’s men gathered the courage to run through the rain of chain gun bullet and mud like dead bodies. Basically he had balls made of metal or stainless steal.

‘Sir!’ He said.
Poopme didn’t respond. He was in a shock after seeing the metal sky scrapers which shamelessly slaughtered and raped his troops. No wait. They didn’t rape them, just slaughtered them.

Me? I was thumb wrestling with kinder gardeners. I shoot them if I get defeated.

By this time Poopme had lost all hope but he kept pumping his men.

Men. We might be the last troops left but we are humans. We are the greatest species in all the galaxies ever created and destroyed. Remember they might be robots with bigger guns puking out fire and death but WE, we have the balls and we will defend the world with our balls. You can run home to your mommies but remember, by the time you reach home, your mommies will be raped and murdered by these ball-less robots. Now buckle up men. We have got to make some holes in some metal giants.

At that moment I killed a kitten, drained its blood and drew a dead kitten with it and signed it with the initials AJ and sold it to Peter Pan for $ 8,980.

In some other part of the world, Poopme and his men used the last of their ammo and strength to bring down the robot army.

In the end all of Poopme’s men died and Captain Poopme Shorts got a bullet in his head and got squashed underneath a giant metal foot. His skull was crushed and his eyeballs rolled out of their sockets and cute little bacteria decomposed them down at the speed of light.

I was hunting down Care Bears with my sniper rifle when my phone buzzed. ‘We have completed our part of the deal, now it’s your turn’ came a heavy voice.
‘Ten million tones of monkey pee is already on its way to your planet. Enjoy.’ I replied trying to make my voice look heavy. I hung up the phone and took a head shot at a Care Bare and enjoyed seeing his helpless friends run away and leave him to die.

Yes I’m a bad ass…

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Yes I paid giant robots to kill Captain Poopme shorts and his men. Why? Because everyone DIGZ a Giant robot even chicks…

In other news, the Bournville Chocolate Add is a fake. There is no giant bird which will kill you if you don’t do the British mambo jumbo thing…

And they still kill Kenny...

Don’t forget… Vote for Giant robots or else…

AJ…

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Crimson

This wasn't supposed to happen. Not to her.
She was normal; this entire day had been absolutely ordinary. This couldn't be real, it just had to be a dream.These were things that happened to unknown people living on unknown streets; not to average everyday people like her. People like her didn't get murdered in their homes by psychopaths, mangled bloody bodies of people like her didn't appear in papers, this couldn't have been happening to her.
She couldn't actually be lying in the pool of her own blood, next to the dining table- carefully adorned on which she had placed the groceries after she had walked Mirabelle, her neighbors black miniature poodle, the cheese crackers and cream rolls still stuffed inside the plain brown paper bags.
She couldn't actually be dying of pain, her ribs couldn't have been broken.

Yet she knew, more than anybody...that it was all true. It was actually happening- to her. An ordinary seventeen year old, living in an ordinary street next to ordinary neighbors.

She closed her eyes with a silly hope that it would lessen the pain. The rusty smell of her blood assailed her nose, little crimson drops trailed down from her forehead and seeped into her sunrise blond hair, turning it sunset red.
Again, the hopeless wish crossed her mind. Let this be a dream. Let my alarm ring, Let me wake up.
She turned her head to the right, tilting it slightly to look at her assailant - her soon-to-be murderer, sitting calmly on one of the pink plush sofas in the dim lit living room, adjoining the dining room. His face unclear, not a drop of blood on his crisp white shirt and dark jeans. he sat calmly, one leg crossed over the other, utterly relaxed.

After what seemed like hours, he got up, and walked towards her, still calm, composed, as though it were an everyday scenario for him.
Run. Her mind screamed. Foolishly, she writhed, trying in vain to haul herself, off the floor. the pain in her right foot incensed and she slumped back and looked down at her leg, where the hilt of the blue Faber Castel scissors was visible, bloodied purple;it's blade embedded deep into her skin,
He was standing right beside her now, she could see his brown moccasins beside her head, clean, like the rest of his apparel , she looked upwards, and for the first time saw his face.

She didn't recognize him, and that made her even more anxious, she didn't know him, why would he do this to her? She couldn't talk, breathing hurt a lot, she didn't want to imagine what talking would feel like. She searched for his eyes, to question him silently, to make him see the confusion in hers.
His eyes met hers and she froze.

Crimson.
Deep crimson eyes stared down at her, some people might call it reddish, she wouldn't.

Red was too ordinary a word for those eyes. It was like finally having to know the real meaning of the word. It was almost the color of the red liquid that covered her.
Crimson eyes laced with cold humor, mocking her silently at the state she was in.

Sadistic bastard!
Cruel eyes.


She would have said, if she didn't know any better. Cruel was an understatement.
She continued to survey him.
He wasn't conventionally handsome, attractive nonetheless, a shock of black untidy hair, arrogant nose, pale complexion...If she hadn't known better she would have had a crush on him.

He smiled, and bent down to grab the hilt of the scissors, his eyes never leaving hers, he grasped the hilt tightly and pulled it out.Slowly. Painfully. For a foolish, naive moment she thought he would save her now, probably regret what he did, but just for a moment.

When he pulled out a chair and sat down next to her, she realized, he was just going to let her die of blood loss. Great. Like she needed the pain.
He sat there staring at her and she stared back. Ironic. Such stuff is supposed to be romantic instead it was gory.
He sighed, shook his head and ran his hand through his jet black hair, turning it messier than it was before.
"Dawn" She shivered, he knew her name.
"Do you remember me?" he asked. She wanted to ask him if he was sane, then thought better of it, of course he wasn't sane. He was sitting there asking her if she remembered him, point was, she didn't even know him.
He didn't wait for her reply, not that she could anyhow.
"You don't, do you?Well, it's too late now." He shrugged. He SHRUGGED, like it was just some everyday topic. She wanted to hurl at him, grab his collar and scream.What did I ever do to you!
D
awn shut her eyes again. Her head was swimming, her sight beginning to blur.
She heard him get up, and move away, after a minute or so, he came back and sat down next to her. She felt as of she were about to die. Somehow, the thought was comforting. Death at the moment, looked like a pleasurable escape, from the pain, from the psycho who thought he knew her.

She reopened his eyes and looked back at him, staring in to his eyes, then her gaze fell onto the gun in his hand. Maybe he'll shoot me.
She felt almost great full.
Then he buried his hand into his pocket and brought out a cell phone. What's he gonna do now? Call his girlfriend and ask her out for a date tonight? Is he THAT crazy?
As though he'd read her mind, he turned on the loudspeaker. It rang about 3 times and then a Woman's voice spoke. "911 emergencies, I have you at Victoria Street block - 14, How may I assist you?"
"I'm sorry to say so, but two people have been killed at the D'souza house, No. 8."
The woman put him on hold, after some time she came back on line, her voice had taken an edge.
"Sir, our officers are on their way to assist you. Can you give m,e some prior information on the victims?"
"Dawn D'souza, daughter of Natasha D'souza, only child, seventeen, was home alone tonight."
He turned to look at Dawn, her life ebbing away, slowly but surely, she was taking her last breath. He continued to stare at her, as her breathing turned shallow, her blood covered face turning pale.
"Sir, I think you mentioned 2 victims?"
He didn't reply, he continued to watch Dawn, the way her chest rose and she scrambled for air, how her clean white running shoes had turned red, soaking her blood as it gushed out from her ankle.
The way, even at the end, her eyes never left his. Cat green orbs, fixated on his Ruby ones. At that moment he lifted his gun-



"Sir? I'll need the information on the other victim."


-and placed it on his right temple. He watched silently as Dawn's eyes turned into nothing but glass orbs looking at him unseeingly, until, there was nothing, no more breaths, no more pants. Nothing. He turned his attention back at the woman on the phone.

"Sir, Who is the other victim?"
Taking one last look at that girl who had ruined his life, who didn't remember him.

He said.



"I am"


Luciana

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Hello

Well, hello there...now that seems like an appropriate way to start off. Polite and nice.


To begin with, My name is Luciana - it may sound odd for me to be saying that because you know, my name's written right there- but i just want to clarify. Its Luciana. Lu-ci-a-na.

Not Luce, Anna or Lucy...definitely not Lucy.

So now that we're over the basics. Let me tell you a bit about what I write.
People have always told me I'm odd. I don't deny that . In fact I love my oddness. And I guess that's why my stories are odd. I don't write about fantasy, love, war or anything. I write about insanity. Craziness. Disorders. Psychopaths.Whatever you call them. I am here to take in side the minds of a murderer,a phobic, a serial killer, a terrorist , a bomber, whatever.
Someone asked me why I wrote such gruesome stuff. And you know what. I don't know.
I really don't. It's just something I do. Somehow, if I sit and think long enough something crazy, absolutely odd story just burns through my over active imagination.

Well, I think I've bored you enough. Don't bother denying it, I can hear you snoring all the way here. (wipe the drool off your mouth, pig).
Do read my first story. Crimson

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Life and me....

I know this place is dead like a graveyard. Why? Well things aren’t funny enough. My life is filled with garbage. See I’m even using proper words (garbage) I meant to say shit. Things were funny once but not anymore. They told me to grow up and pop, I have brains in my balls. Every time I think of writing a story it turns into a romantic shit and all.

What inspired me before the brains in my balls? I’d say Cartoons, no Anime. What the hell it’s all the same for you reality show bitches. Yeah I called you bitches and not radio active premature semen. My vocabulary sucks more than before. So I was talking about stuff that gave me inspiration. It was an Anime named ONE PIECE. A perfect blend of Action, comedy, a little drama, lots of stupidity and chicks. It was an addictive Anime. It’s all over now. Its all south park and family guy these days. They aren’t stupid enough for me.

And then comes muzak (music) Rap and Hip hop. All EMINEM. The first song I can remember of is slim shady and that was in third grade. (I’m in eleventh grade now) Why did I stop listening to it? Well I go to my school, malls, hoods, parties and other places and I hear mother fuckers talking about it like they know Marshal before he was a little fuse in his mother’s womb. I mean why wont you listen to him when I did and why does it even bug me if you do. Well I don’t want fuck faces doing what I do or did and no I don’t believe in equality. Now I listen to METAL. I can’t even understand the lyrics; I have to look them up in winamp.

And then, the opposite sex. I’m a male so the opposite sex will be female. I’m seventeen and still single. Its not that I am a homo or the ugly type and no I’m not crazy in the real world. It’s just that I was/am interested in anime chicks. They are anyway better than real chicks. Only problem is that you cant hang out with them. I learned to respect females from the ONE PIECE cartoon (long storey. You should watch it) so I’ve been a gentle-dude all my life. Haven’t been rude to a chick, haven’t abused any, always let them sit first and all of that and no one appreciates that. Well fuck that.

Anyways, I couldn’t find THE ONE (THE ONE refers to the chick) they are all plastic and concrete and a little rubber. I’m looking for someone metal. Someone I could head bang with in the Hard Rock cafĂ©. Someone whose imagination frequency matches my own, who could kick my ass on one of those lazy days, someone who could give me a kiss when I needed one (see I’m all romantic and shit), someone to hold my ammo when I shoot down my enemy or count the money after a big robbery.

And then comes my crib (my room) I like graphics and want my walls to look pimped up. No I’m not talking about posters of my favorite band or porn star. I like anime and so I have printouts and a lot of them. Although I like a clean room, I don’t like changing or shifting things from place to place. My mother (yes I live with her. I love her even if she doesn’t like what I have become and what I do) shifts everything. I can’t appreciate my own plans.

And Competitions. They fuck up the fun. I happen to drag my ass in two or three and I can’t seem to walk away. Its like whatever you do there is always someone better than you. Bitches won’t let you appreciate your own work. I soooooo hate this shit taking over my life.

I’m trying really hard to go back to the previous me. It’s not a permanent change. Education sucks. Can’t live with it, Can’t live without it. I have to sleep early to wake up early and go to my tuitions at 6AM. Math. I get scolded by my mom every time about that. I don’t want to be an ass hole and talk back but this study all the time thingi is making me a zombie. I don’t drink booze; don’t smoke, not into drugs and prostitution. Isn’t that enough. Let me tell you one thing. IF you piss me off, and I happen to loose control, my sub conscious mind makes me hurt people. Real Bad.

I appreciate God and Satan for making my life better than a million suckers out there but there are some things you can’t stop whining about.

Oh and there is this human named Luciana Jade. She will be posting stuff over here… be nice people…

AJ

Friday, September 4, 2009

HI MOM!

CODE RED PEOPLE

OK so my mom is going to read my blog so every one act nicely. Tuck in your shirts in and stand straight and try not to abuse people. Greet her nicely and put up your smiling faces. NO EMO/GOTH SHIT.

Oh and clean your room and don’t forget to mention that I am a brilliant kid…

AND

Hey mom.... I'm on the internet :)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

High on sugar

Try to understand how I feel….
Stripped off the internet twelve hours a day…
The next eight are slept away…
Six are now left...
No wait…
Only four… Shit….
I suck at math
And so they send me to tuitions….
Fuck it…

Blogsphere is unknown again…
My blogs were left alone in vane…
Listen to the drum…
Call for my revival…
Betray your loved ones….
Wish them to dust…

Rape your heat and pull it out….
Put in a nuclear plant and it will sprout…
And then…

Radioactive poop men…
Soda pop pee…
Purple vomit…
And that is what we call free…

Dot, dot, dot (…)
I like them a lot…
And that is why all the lines are with these spots…

Sharpen your blade…
For the war today…
You will die for sure…
And will be washed away to a sea shore…
You fucking whore…

Head bang to the chaos…
And…
Murder the hippie…
Cut the crap…
Cuz…
The monkey stole my hat…

Fuck it… Again…
I don’t have a hat…
And…
To rhyme it we say ‘pfat’
What ever that means…
Eat some beans…
Fart next to the fire…
Turn your thought into desire…

That is what my head says…
Sugar crystals in my vanes…
Hyper activated my ways…


Yeah….

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I ate toooooo many chocolates and got high and wrote this. If this doesn’t make any sense to you then have ten tea spoons of crystallized sugar and then try reading it again. It’s a piece of my brain.

Or I tried to rhyme some lines on one of those lazzzzzzy days filled with sugar….