Stories from hell, where...

1. Where being a pedophile is not a crime.
2. Where you believe what I write.
3. Where walking naked is branded as Armani or Calvin Kline.
4. Where shiny daggers are not allowed.
5. Where daggers soaked in blood are allowed.
6. Where we confiscate love.
7. Where swords are better than guns.
8. Where a scar acts as makeup.
9. Where talking logic can get you fucked up.
10. Where hot chicks are not attractive.
11. Where hot anime chicks are attractive.
12. Where blood is just another energy drink.
13. Where my school losers are losers.
14. Where hentai acts as porn movies.
15. Where screaming is meditation.
16. Where stupidity is general.
17. Where abusing is welcomed.
18. Where you can ask for my phone number.
19. Where walking with friends, after mid night, with cigarettes is awesome.
20. Where dragons replace the birds.
21. Where long hair is attractive.
22. Where dragonflies are the only insects.
23. Where frogs are pets (specially the green ones).
24. Where we slap god in the face.
25. Where the devil is a sexy animated chick!
26. Where fire burns with a green and black flame.
27. Where we look up to an evil superhero (no, it isn’t a villain).
28. Where being a winner doesn’t matter.
29. Where we beat up the police and other government officials.
30. Where Japanese is the best language (I don’t know Japanese yet).

Seriously think about number 18 and let me know. Ill be happy to give you my number.
Ill post more of these if I get time…..
And i am posting from hy school. ha ha ha
school suckerz!!!