Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Shit happens... Happens to me..




Shit really happens and it happens bad.

I banged my car into a lady with her one year old infant and they died on the spot.

BUT! that did not happen

i banged into a lady riding a motorbike. (bad indeed) No she didn't die nor did I.

WHAT WENT WRONG???

someone driving a car (don't look at me) mistook the accelerator for the brakes...


WHY AM I SAD???
Because i didn't even get a bloody nose, not even a single drop of blood came out of me or the car driver ( why do you keep looking at me?) or the lady on the bike. all thanks to that fucked seat belt...

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Ouch... i got bumped
A shitty day...

27 comments:

Jadis said...

capital!!!
LMFAO.

Aj Mercy said...

@Jadis

Just for your information, my car is still running...

Aj...

Pallav said...

dood, be careful in cars...people on the roads are not targets, life is not GTA :P

N

Aj Mercy said...

Someone else was driving. I told you not to look at me...

:p...

Aj...

Antriksh Satyarthi said...

@ Aj

my sympathies mate..
i knw the feeling wen no one gets gurt inspite of such terrific accidents...

tats life i guesS...FUCKING UNFAIR

Anonymous said...

SHIT! Why the FUCK didn't YOU DIE?????
(Then you could right stories exclusively from hell).

Aj Mercy said...

@A.S. :p

That iz why you should remove the seat belt before clozing your eyez

Lolz...

Aj...

Aj Mercy said...

@Monk-E

Oh fucking yeah but I don't trust the internert speed in hell so I had to stay back

Kartik said...

emo FREAK! hehe, accident, nice, i like accidents, try to gt into as many as i can. Some nice writing mate, will drop in agn!

Aj Mercy said...

@KartiK

You are welcome any time dude...

Try to keep a video cam when you get into the accident...

zephyr said...

honestly.. moron.. hehehe... :D

My Foot? said...

I really thought you killed someone n ran off. Not that I think you're that evil or anything on those lines. I don't think much. Good to see you unscratched and still in writable condition.

Happy New Year.

Aj Mercy said...

@Zephyr

Moron=me+the world

Lolz...

Aj...

Aj Mercy said...

@The Shmoo...

Yup I'm evil yet mortal so I have to respect a few laws of live to continue my evilness...

Lolz...

Aj...

Tarun Goel said...

Too bad :)

Aj Mercy said...
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Aj Mercy said...

@tarun goel

Yup too bad indeed...

Lolz...

Aj...

Anonymous said...

really too bad you didn't die AJ. Atleast you'd have had a chance to see hell then :P

Aj Mercy said...

@The Queen Bean...

I am living in hell...
As long as there iz math in the education system, the world will remain hell for me,...

Lolz...

Aj...

Jadis said...

'As long as there iz math in the education system, the world will remain hell for me.'

Seconded!
:D

Aj Mercy said...

@Inzultz...

Flashy...


@Jadis
You don't know how I score in math....

Better not...

Lolz...

Aj...

Anonymous said...

Oh come on now! math isn't so bad :D

Aj Mercy said...

@The Queen Bean

math can turn your world around. i hate anything which turnz my life around...

Not so Lolz...

Aj...

Sakshi Arora said...

Hug the driver for me...Am sure its not you, silly. But i think he need it. :P

S.

Silly boy, underage driving is NOT cool. tch tch.

Sakshi Arora said...

*needs.


Oh and math sucks. Totally.
Nice page here, by the way.

Aj Mercy said...

@Sakshi

underaged driving is good if you are not driving your own car...

thank god someone thinks that math sucks...

Lolz...

Aj...

Aj Mercy said...

@myself...

i am freakyly crazy