Shit happens... part 1

I have been roaming on the roads more often now. Not because I am tired of anime and TV and Internet, just because a Subway joint has opened right next to my block (yummy….).

As days passed by I got addicted to the chicken ham sub in oregano bread and on a fine day I bullied a kid and stacked his money in my pocket to get food.

I went in empty handed and came out with a nice, soft and juicy junk sub burger with a glass of ‘fuck brain freeze shitty orange thingi’ slush.

But (there is always a but butting in.) my phone went buzz and I dropped my sub ( that rhymes fucking goooood) on the clean footpath on which illiterate people spit, pee, fag, booze, die and dogs, horses and cows poop in it( yup. Now it is dirty than your toilet bowl.) But I didn’t care as long it was packed.

I ignored my phone which said “pick me or fucking eat shit.” when any one calls. My hand started going towards my sub.

TILL (now where did the freaking fuck did ‘till’ come from?) a woman stepped on it. Stepped on with her dirty shoes which weren’t even branded. I herd the sauces and tomatoes and chicken calling out for help while I looked at the woman who was talking on the phone, in horror.

“Shit I stepped in a puddle of shit wrapped in a fancy paper!!” she said to someone on the phone.

I tried to be polite (my friend told me to be polite to females)
“Umm! Excuse me ma’am you’re standing on my foo…” I said when I was interrupted by a hard kick to the ouch place (you’ll understand if you are a dude) and I was blinded by pepper spray, knocked off my feet and on the nice and clean footpath with my food.

“Keep away from me you emo freak!!” she said.

Now I was angry and…..

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Kill me if you love me. Kiss me if you hate me.
Some more stupidity coming this way….
I need more hentai links.
I need a brain and the world
i hate someone really badly...

Aj...