Its that day again when cupid with his millions of men take to the sky in low waist extra soaking diapers with sling shots(shit head just went modern)shooting every couple the shit head locates.
But not me. i stay in the house every year with my not so huge and still incomplete hentai collection (not a geek. just a big cartoon fan.)
Not this year! now i will not see the world smooch its way through the day while chocolate and flower companies (gardens) go into huge profits. now its time to fight back...
THE PLAN...
its time i buy a Gatling machine gun and load it with bullets that are trained to fuck through bullet proof jackets, tanks, jets and shitty bullet proof stuff. bullets that can even kill neo (Yeah the cool dude in matrix who goes dead in the end ( no that was his girlfriend (i think!!!)))
i will bring that shitty flying fuck face down to the ground, pin him down by his throat and drill a hole in his skull and watch his brain splatter out and then i am going to laugh like an evil kid who is suffering from brain damage...
ill carry out my plan on 14Th (that is tomorrow)
send me a lot of cash if you want to thank me.(i know you will)
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And tomorrow is my fair well(so long suckers) party.
you know...
ill be passing 10Th and the school will kick me out because there in no 11th or 12th or 13th in our skool(iz skool better or iz school better?)
we will have a party then we will go do drugs, smoke weed and do other stuff that will get us high.( no mother! i write this to sound cool)
ill post pictures if they go uncensored...
oh and i am out of date for tomorrow so if you want little cupid to live then you know what to do...
(The above line is applied for girls only)...
i hate chocolates ( gifting them) so don't expect much...
fuck the person next to you...
Aj...
Friday, February 13, 2009
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:xD
Hi-five:
You're still in school! Lol.. you're allowed to hate Valentines' Day...
@jadis
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hi five
alright! right after i get one!
@the shmoo
I dont understand. Are you saying that i am too cool for school or i look like obama without the hint of education,
Lolz...
did u carry out ur plan ?
@pattyanne
well itz about tym you get one
lolz...
@raghav
next pozt iz all about what happened...
so hold on to your fangz...
UR writing is amusing.
Haiku
@workhard
*Blush*
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