Thy Bezt Friend...

It was a regular hour on a regular afternoon of a regular day of a regular week of a regular month of a boring but regular year...

i was performing a CPR on my dead gold fish because it drowned in the water(now that was stupid.).
and just then my phone started to buzz. i checked the screen and it was one of my 5 best friends calling. so i picked it up (that was obvious).

Shorty- Yo dawg!

Aj- Wazz up dude?

Shorty- I think my microwave just fucked my dogg.

Aj- Huh what?

Shorty- I just gave my dogg a freaking cool shower and he just wouldn’t dry up so I stuffed him in the micro and now he looks like a turkey

Aj-What the fuck man! Your dogg turned into a turkey? Awesome I wish my dogg could do that.

Shorty- Try to understand dude, if my mom finds out she will feed the dogg to me.

Aj- Your lucky dude. You get to eat a dogg transformed into a turkey and all I get to eat is beans.

Shorty- Dude are you going to help me or not?

Aj- Stay calm bro. look around your kitchen and try to find some jelly. Maybe you can change your turkey; I mean dogg into a tasty pudding.

Shorty- Dude I couldn’t find anything in my kitchen but I found some green jelly in my mom’s room.

Aj- Green jelly?

Shorty- Yeah! It says T-O-O-C-K-S-I-C (toxic)

Aj- K bro. anything that moves without purpose is jelly to me. Now do exactly as I say- stuff the dog’s ass with it and put it on flame.

Shorty -K bro.

KAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( yeah it’s the sound you hear when some one farts and you accidentally place a burning matchstick in front of it.)

Aj- Dude what the freaking fart was that?

Shorty- Yo dawg my dogg just mutated into a super dogg.

Aj- What?

Shorty- Yeah! He is 70 feet tall, buffed up, has six pack abs and he screams like the tri pods in the “War of the worlds” movie and every time he poops, green flames come out of his vortex and I think my mom just saw him.

Aj- Oh dude your fucked big times.

Shorty- Yup. Yo dawg ill buzz you back. My dog’s going to piss in my neighbor’s garden. Later bro.
Down boy, down boy, down boy, down boy, down boy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! My dog is eating me>>> help

Aj-Dude? You there? Hello! Yo!! yo!! yo!!

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A friend in need is a friend who brings your dead dog to life.!!!
For those who have fucked, dead or mutated dogs…
Aj…