Shit happens.. Part 2...

Emo freak? Did you call me an emo freak?
That does it lady!!!

Kick me in the forbidden place, step on my food, call it shit, blind me with pepper spray, call me a cartoon, I don’t mind…

But Emo freak??? (Open your mouth as wide as you can and say this line.)

Do I look depressed to you or do I have a cool (Khool) hairstyle or do I have awesomely nasty scars on my skin, telling you about the time I tried to commit suicide?

Do you think I feel sad about my life? NO!!! I am happy, no, VERRY HAPPY indeed (my girlfriend’s name is life.) Happy that you stepped on my food

As I was saying (shouting) this, a huge crowd gathered around and police men aimed at me with their toy guns with real bullets. Luckily there was an empty stage with a mike attached to 666 huge speakers (freaking awesome) so I started to sing….

I love my life!
Yes I live it with pride!
No I don’t eat shit!
And I have a shaving kit!
Yes I have bad days!
But that’s just a phase!

FREAKING BANG!!!^^^***

And I was knocked unconscious with a base guitar to my head which made my eyes come out of their sockets and into the crowd.
“Aaaahh… the ‘Emo freak’ gave me a concert souvenir” said a girl in the crowd who was lucky to catch my eyes.

BLACKOUT….

I woke up in a hospital next. (Yes the shoved my eyes back in (in the eye sockets dirty people))…
“What happened doc?” I asked the dwarf guy in a lab coat with purple gloves and fundoo glasses and orange hair (yes! I too think he looks like Dexter).

“Ummmm… welllll… you had a missing lung, your heart had a brain tumor and your brain was high on sugar and your balls were shattered (censored). It took us half an hour to save you and for being such a good patient you will get a free nuclear implantation and a free ride home in the ambulance.”

“Gee thanks doc. You have worked hard on me (not screwing dirty people)”

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!!!

I was singing on the stage set for the band ‘System of a down’ to sing and the dude with the awesome beard saw me stealing their claps and used his guitar to fight…

MORAL

When the going gets tough
The stage makes it tougher…

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I have exams going. I hate exams.
Wow I got four followers.
Christmas party at my place.
Bring gifts….
Aj…